Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Politics • Trouble
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Choice • Happiness • Life
Humor is reason gone mad.
Humor • Reason
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Education • Entertainment • Reading
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Humor • Marriage
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Advice • Experience • Learning
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Marriage • Politics • Relationships
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Age • Confession • Humor
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Humor • Life • Perseverance
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Appearance • Family • Profession
