Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Contentment Friendship Reading

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

Age Health Hope

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

Communication Empathy Happiness

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Courage Fear Resistance

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Courage Determination Motivational

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Education Ignorance Uncertainty

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

Death Existence Fear

The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter. It is the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.

Accuracy Clarity Communication

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

Happiness Health Wellness

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

Procrastination Productivity Time

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Etiquette Sport

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Recreation Sport

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

Advice Love Relationships

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Education Humor Religion

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

Education Growth Improvement

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

Achievements Humility Integrity

Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.

Integrity Justice Morality

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Ideas Innovation Perception

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

History

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Eternity Humor Teaching