Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Contentment • Friendship • Reading

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

Age • Health • Hope

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

Communication • Empathy • Happiness

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Courage • Fear • Resistance

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Courage • Determination • Motivational

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Education • Ignorance • Uncertainty

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

Death • Existence • Fear

The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter. It is the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.

Accuracy • Clarity • Communication

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

Happiness • Health • Wellness

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

Procrastination • Productivity • Time

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Etiquette • Sport

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Recreation • Sport

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

Advice • Love • Relationships

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Education • Humor • Religion

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

Education • Growth • Improvement

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

Achievements • Humility • Integrity

Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.

Integrity • Justice • Morality

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Ideas • Innovation • Perception

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

History

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Eternity • Humor • Teaching