When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
Isaac Asimov
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.
Samuel Butler
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Ronald Reagan
If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
The secret to humor is surprise.
Aristotle
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
