The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
Oscar Wilde
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
Andre Maurois
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Groucho Marx
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
